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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

plectro:

pretty girls who think they’re ugly make me so mad like damn if you don’t want your looks I’ll take them thank you very much

thatspiderboy:

Reblogging your friends hot selfies to show them off like

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